Tie Your Shoes

also: Tie Shoes, Tie My Shoes, etc.
A euphamism for fellatio.

Vera will totally tie your shoes if she gets drunk enough.

or

Brandy decided to tie my shoes right there in the car. It felt great.

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Tie your shoes

A blowjob in which a man is sitting in a chair and someone is sucking him

Guy 1: Did Vanessa tie your shoes last night?
Guy 2: Hell yeah it felt great!

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tie your shoe at your funeral

An expression of sarcastic pity or sympathy.

Person 1: Like, oh. my. gawd. I broke a nail!!! I'm, like, dying!
Person 2: (sarcastically) Awww, I'll tie your shoe at your funeral.

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LEO TIE YOUR SHOE LACES!!!

He is a Very cool dude

If you meet him make sure to get his autograph because woah he’s an awesome guy :)

Person 1:Wait thats is that LEO TIE YOUR SHOE LACES!!!
Person 2:cooleo
Person 3:woah that really is cool dude Leo!!

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Tie Your Shoes Bc yuu trippin

you really cappin or tryin a bih so tie your shoes

aye tie your shoes bc yuu trippin g

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tie your shoes

Literally means to pull the laces tight and knot them in order to keep your shoes from falling off.

You need to tie your shoes otherwise you're going to stumble and fall