tier two

A group of technical support agents typically more knowledgable than the average (tier one) agent. Tier two agents are in most cases, morbidly obese, unshowered, and anti-social.

Tier 2 agents are also characterized by their affinity for WoW (World of Warcraft) and mountain dew, many empty bottles of which are strewn throughout their workplace.

Tier 2 agents' weaknesses include, but are not limited to, direct sunlight and members of the opposite sex.

Tier 2 may also be used as an adjective describing anyone inherently "nerdy" in nature.

"Dude, get off the damn computer, you're being tier two-ish."
"Seriously, take a shower, you're smelling a little tier two-ey."

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tier two shit

A person who has a shit personality and is always trying to invade your friend group whilst not being invited. They are also very hard to get rid of.

That guy Jeremy is a tier two shit.
I suspect he might be a tier two shit.

two tier fountain

The act of petting the vein matted stank hammer while simultaneously water-popping your own brown eye whilst squatting over a bidet.

I had the best “O” face while doing the two tier fountain today. Wishing wells ain’t got shit on me

Two-tier Keir

A term used to refer to UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer in reference to his preferential treatment of racial minorities and immigrants.

A Rwandan murdered three little girls in Southport and, instead of him, Two-tier Keir is arresting Brits who don't think importing the third world is good for their country.

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