Tiger Special

Drug cocktail consisting of Ambien and Vicodin that results in drowsiness and possible snoring in public. Not recommended consumption before operating vehicles or heavy machinery, may cause one to run into fire hydrants and/or your neighbors trees.

Jon A: I'm so stressed at work that I haven't been able to get any sleep at night!

Tim S: You should try a Tiger Special!

Tiger Woods Special

When you hit your head off something and have a golf ball sized bump.

"hey man wtf happened to you?"
-"I got blasted last night and hit my head"
"did you ever bro, you got a 100% legit Tiger Woods Special going on up there"

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