Tiger Tiger Burning Brite

When a man of wealth and education has unprotected in/out with so many drunks, punks, names and part-time dames that he contracts a plethora of STD's, causing his long iron to spontaneously burst into flames.

Well sir, I was engaged in a spirited nine holes with three Macedonian Meth Cookers I met in a public outhouse near Skopje. As I withdrew my flagstick from the last of their encrusted pinholes, I was most unhappy to find my niblick ablaze. Seems I had acquired a Tiger Tiger Burning Brite.

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