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1. The act of falling asleep in a Mercedes while drunk or under the drugs.
2. Putting the penis in the hole.
1. Did you hear Jeff went Tiger into the woods last night and got his ass arrested?
2. I went Tiger into the woods yesterday with my GF.
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Waking up with morning wood, from dreaming about Tiger Woods multiple affairs with nasty bitches. (no homo)
"Yo' homie I ain't gay or nothin but all this media hype around Tiger fuckin all these nasty skanks has me waking up with Tiger Morning Wood."
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A long golf club with a large head that Tiger's caddie Stevie usually pulls out for him on the tee off par 4's or par 5's.
Or another name for Tiger's erect penis, which has gotten him in trouble by penetrating scores of vaginas other than his wife's.
"Have you seen Tiger's Wood?" "Um, no comment"
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Tiger Woods - To have your ass whooped with a set of golf clubs from your wife after she found out you were cheating on her ass....
Man she went off, she Tiger Woods his ass!
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To be abused by a female companion for cheating
Me: why yu got black eye
Don P: got tiger wooded by my missus when she saw the text message from the air hostess...damn it hurts!
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An unquenchable thirst for sex. The person experiencing Tiger Wood feels invincible and will do whatever they please to whomever.
That guy has so many different chicks all the time he must have Tiger Wood.
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verb:
To have several inexplicable relationships with women far less hot that one's wife, and subsequently ruin one's reputation. May or may not be accompanied by a car crash.
I used to look up to him as someone who had it all and still managed to live a decent, honest life, but then he went and pulled a Tiger Woods and now I can never look at him the same way again.
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