After ejaculating into a condom, proceed to taking it off and turning it inside out, then with brutal force pimp slap your lover with the condom from one end of the face to the other thus creating a drift like mark made soley from baby yogurt.
Greg, I totally tijuana drifted your mom last night, the impact was so hard her face was smoking.
I was going to tijuana drift my woman after i ejaculated, but when i pulled out i realized i didn't have a condom on, talk about a bad night!