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The accidental release of a small amount of diarrhea when farting.
I just got a Tijuana surprise. I should have avoided the taco stand last night.
when you're having sex with a girl on the beach and right before you cum, you throw sand in her eyes, cum, and run away
She's totally pregnant, I gave her the Tijuana Surprise.
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