Tim Brody

The alleged twin brother of the Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. He is kept in the basement of the Patriots Coach/GM Bill Belichick and only let out to play football. Deterrents such as a tracker surgically implanted in his head and ninjas prevent him from revealing his true identity while on the field. The real Tom Brady is kept in a discrete location in the meantime. He makes attempts to get himself fired such as when he deflated his team's footballs in the 2015 AFC championship but no one seems to pick up on it.

Dilbert: Hey you know about Tim Brody?

Chuck: Never heard of him