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squeaky bum time

Squeaky bum time: The period of time, normally towards the end of a tense and pivotal football match, where nerves are high and people risk shitting themselves in expectation of the outcome.

It was squeaky bum time for Arsenal after Tiote equalised and Newcastle went looking for another

by AndyCarroll_Official April 20, 2016

42πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


squeaky bum time

the tense final stages of a league competition, especially from the point of view of the leaders, usually used in football (soccer)

With ten more games remaining in the season, its squeaky bum time for the league leaders, who cannot afford any more slip ups in their remaining games.

by Ron Atkinson January 30, 2007

167πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


squeaky bum time

Old Glaswegian saying for "On the verge of shiting yourself", commonly said in the closing stages of a football match when their is a one goal difference between teams, and the other team is going hell for leather in an attempt to score a goal.

It was squeaky bum time for Man Utd earlier, as Chelsea scored to bring the score to 2-1 with 5 minutes injury time remaining.

by kolapop May 5, 2011

84πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Pokey bum time

A game involving poking each other in the bum.

β€œKelly-Anne chases george around the house poking his bum. George doesn’t try to get away because george enjoys pokey bum time.”

by D&G17 July 17, 2019


squeekey bum time

very squeekey fart

its squeekey bum time

by harry bumington November 24, 2017


squeeky bum time

Squeeky bum time is when you are on the toilet and you re taking a massive shit but nothing is coming out and it's just solid squeeky farts.

"Dude I had some sick squeeky bum time last night"

by Squeekybum123 June 12, 2017


Time bum

An ass that although perfectly acceptable on an 18 year old, will inevitably fall prey to gigant-ass syndrome in a few more years. The outer limit of ass acceptability, where a mere inch makes the difference between fine and flabby.

She's no keeper, you best hit that now 'cause you know that Time bum's going off any day now.

by pegcityswimmer September 29, 2010