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A religion based on the belief that Tim exists.
I saw Tim lose at ping-pong the other day. I guess I'm a believer in Timism.
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Timism is a simple religion.
It is the beleif in a guy named Timothy Drobniak.
Not that he is any sort of saviour, god, or higher being, only that he is. Believing that someone exists counts as a belief, and that's what Timists are sticking with when it comes to Timism.
Timism does not conflict with any other religion.
A Timist is a believer in Timism.
Timism is the only thing that truly makes sense to all people.
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The ability to start over and over and over and over again, without ever learning anything
you get caught, you try again, same shit, different state
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otherwise known as a Clapham, this is where someone requests a stupid change to software
What do you mean they want the software to also make their toast in a morning? That is just a Timism
A collection of various, unrelated items usually put in a container or drawer etc. This goes beyond a junk drawer in that none of the items go together and leaves anyone who discovers it dumbfounded . (named after Tim Cole unknowing creator of Timisms.)
I discovered a timism containing my passport, cotton balls, dog treats, a screw and a piece of thread.