Alternative proper noun, created solely for:
Timothée Hal Chalamet (youngest ever Oscar nominee, Best Actor, and all round beautiful person).
So delicious a specimen is he, you'd think he'd made a pact with the devil, dang it.
"Timmy Con Carne? (sighs in exasperation), what I wouldn't give for just one taste"
Timmy Con Carne? Hubba hubba! Gading! Gading! Gading! Whoop! Woop!
Chalamet! Chalamet! Chalamet!
Timmy Con Carne? Yummy a.f. mate! I'll have 10 portions.