Tiny Chungus

A Tiny Chungus is a separate species of Big Chungus, but much smaller, as in the height of a mouse. The Scientific nomenclature of this creature is Chungus mini. It's diet consists of grass, fallen leaves, small flowers, and this creature likes to gnaw on Big Chungus's toes. This creature is not endangered, it lives in forests, bushes, and swamps. It is largely seen in the state of Florida, in the Everglades. Most intellectuals use this creature's name in a sentence when referring the creature, or as an insult or offensive slur to a short person.

"Dude, that guy is so short, he's like Tiny Chungus!"
"The Tiny Chungus lives in my yard because there are a lot of trees..."

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