Tiny Jid

A tiny Jid is a small creature native to Wymondham but has migrated to the West Midlands. You can find a Tiny Jid working in a massive fast food chain or attacking elderly civillians for drug money to fuel its massive drug addiction, normally a nocturnal creature, it can sometimes be seen during the day. Although this tiny skittish creature may look very pretty, approachable and harmless, DO NOT approach under any circumstances, for like the Honey badger, although this creature is small it is VERY violent and dangerous and will attack on site. A Tiny Jib can be identified by the look of disdain on its face, it's various changing hair colours and skittish nature. DO NOT APPROACH.

Guy 1: HOLY SHIT IS THAT A TINY JID????

Guy 2: stay calm, keep your drugs in your pocket and eye contact maintained and back away slowly.