Tiny Toni

A nickname a guy gets when he has such small dick that it can't ever get hard because it is too tiny. When a girl runs into a tiny Toni they want to get out of the situation immediately and never talk to the guy again. Typically a sign of a Tiny Toni is when they act like a complete asshole to everyone for no reason, because they are sexually frustrated with how small their dick is.

When the girl tried to give the guy a handy, she realized her small hands were too big to doing anything with it, so she identified him as Tiny Toni.

tiny tony

small man who finds humour at other people’s misfortune

why’s that small man laughing at Craig's broken leg?

oh it’s just tiny tony