Tipsy Crawfish

The act of when you get so drunk you make your move on the only chick at the party with crab infestation, and have your way with her.

"Dood Jjoou Cee Dat der chick ovarr dere???"
"Yea bro shes got Crabs"
"nwh man i hed skimp for diner noot crbs, ims a go holler at dat theree mami"
"Ok dude whatever you say...Ugh another soul lost to the Tipsy Crawfish".

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