Title IX Rizz

When your friend's rizz is so bad that it could potentially incite a Title IX violation.

Chandler: "This girl in my class is pretty cute but I haven't spoken a single word to her yet. We follow each other on Instagram though."
Nick: "Well that's a start -- at least she follows you back"
Chandler: "Yeah, there's just a small problem."
Nick: "What?"
Chandler: "I accidentally liked one of her old posts."
Nick: "You're cooked bro -- that's some Title IX Rizz."