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When an attractive female friendzones a male and feels sorry for him so she shows him her breasts because she pitys him for his lack of women.
John: hey i heard Bob saw Ashleys tits last night bro.
Mark: she gave him her titty pity because she knows he never gets chicks.
Breasts shown (in some occasions touched) because of pity for a person.
When Bob's dad died and he lost his job Lisa allowed him to touch her pity titties.
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An expression used for when a girl feels bad for you, so she shows you a boob.
Guy 1: "Dude, that girl showed me a pity titty last night."
Guy 2: "At least you got to see one."
Anyone who is milking their old problems, with the intent of receiving pity from others.
Man A: Come out to drink tonight !
Man B: Nah man I’m still thinking about my grandma.
Man A: Dude she died 5 years ago quit suckling on my pity titty, you’re just milking it at this point.
Even though she hated him, she showed Chris her pity titties.
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Letting a male widower cop a feel out of pity
"Aww, his wife just died. Give him some pity titty."
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Huge boobs on girls that are not pretty, don't have an ass, and are repulsive besides the fact that they have enormous tits. Gods way to give the ugly a chance at sex.
"Man that chick is so hideous, how did you ever manage to hit that?"
A: " She had the biggest pity titties I have ever seen, that's how."
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