Titty stick

A stick one uses to strike against their own shin to avoid a boner in public whilst wearing basketball short, swim shorts, or sweatpants. The stick shall be at least 6” but less than 24” in length and made of wood or plastic, metal is discouraged. To avoid severe injury, one should only use a wrist motion to strike and not a full arm motion.

Damn those titties are fine, I’m gonna need a titty stick

tittie stick

A super skinny bitch with extra-large breasts.

Picture Nicole Richie with Pamela Anderson knockers. Nicole would be a tittie stick.

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Titties on a stick

When something jump scares you and you react by saying this.

Friend #1: Boo!
Friend #2: Titties on a stick you scared me