Tittydangles

A colloquial English term--presumably of some antiquity--describing an unfortunate condition afflicting the pectoral physiognomy of many men and women as they age, and/or surrender themselves to superfluous engorgement. Usually preceded by the definite article (I. E. "The Tittydangles").

Her most voluptuous, and otherwise pleasant, mien was sadly marred by a grievous case of The Tittydangles, which no amount of yardage, nor any ingenious construct of whalebone and India rubber, could conceal.