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1) To be in an extremely embarrassing moment or event.
2) When you lose your mind over nothing serious.
3) First time you lose your virginity.
4) When a guy doesn’t get an erection.
5) When a guy only last one second during sex.
To be in crisis when a Flight Attendant shits oneself during food service (shit on the floor) and the flight gets delayed for cleanup
To be in crisis when a young woman gets out the pool and losses her top while nippling.
To be in crisis when you lose your virginity by something small and end up pregnant.
To be in crisis when the girl blinks once and the sex is over.
Strong sexual arousal or a full-blown orgasm.
Sienna Miller was in a red Ferrari in the next lane over, wearing a bikini top and shades. I had a crisis when I saw her.
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krahy-sis noun,
A self inflicted gasoline problem caused by a flock of morons. Usually this flock lacks of common sense. You can locate
flocks like these in the Dallas, Fort Worth area.
"Did y'all hear a few Quick Trips might not refuel a couple of their stations on time?"
"OMG let's panic y'all and buy up as much gas as we can!!"
"I need to fill up my unnecessarily large pickup that I don't use as a pickup to compensate for my tiny pecker"
"Y'all!!! 7-11 done is bein' refueled!! Let's rush it y'all... 'cause them field technicians, delivery folks, ubers and lyft people are the anti Jesus!! Get the fuel before them people do!"
"Y'all? I caint get gas anywhere! They done been sucked dry! We have a major crisis y'all"
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1. The moment you realize you didn't save you Word Document
2. 4 Year-Olds force you into a bathroom and guard the door so you cannot escape
Jim: Gah! My Word Document! I didn't save!
Mother: Ooh, that seems like a big crisis.
Jim: YUP
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When most of the store has no bread, eggs, or milk when the coronavirus isnt even in your state or city town
"This is the crisis" say the paronoid Bobby. Were all gonna die!
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When most of the store has no bread, eggs, or milk when the coronavirus isnt even in your state or city town
"This is the crisis" say the paronoid Bobby. Were all gonna die!
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An amazing girl who is probably the most beautiful thing you will ever meet. She's fairly smart and has a great imagination. She'll come up with the funniest nicknames you've ever heard! All guys love her and all girls are jealous of her. Is popular no matter what because of her personality. A really ravishing chick ;)
John: Crisi is so hot! I'd bang her anyday!
Sarah: She's just a slut.
John: No way. You're just jealous!
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