To cow out of a breakdown

To hyperfixate on cows to the point where you rant yourself out of a breakdown

Alternative: To show someone pictures of cows until they feel better

To Cow Out Of A Breakdown: They had to help him cow out of a breakdown last night

To cow out of a breakdown

To hyperfixate or rant about cows during a breakdown to the point where the breakdown gets overridden by cow pictures

To Cow Out Of A Breakdown: They had to help him cow out of a breakdown last night, the chat is now filled with cow pictures