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What have you come as is what people in the U.K. ask their friends when they do something peculiar,act off, or anything else pertaining to an attitude or behavior.
*friend walks in wearing a bum bag, stilettoes, and ear muffs*
"Oh, Lord! What have you come as?"
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an expression used to tell someone that
A) "you dont have to tell me"
B) "even though you wont admit it, youre full of shit"
originates with Antoine Dodson's line "You don't have to come and confess, (we lookin' for you, we gon' find you.)"
Example A) Reporter: Would you say what you did was heroic?
Antoine: Hell yeah it was heroic home boy!
Reporter: Amen, you dont have to come and confess on that one brother.
Example B) Intruder: Whoa dude, no way did i just come in that window in order to rape your sister!
Heroic Brother: You don't have to come and confess, home boy!
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A medical definition used by doctors to refer to any really embarrassing condition. Can also be used in the case of any accident involving damage to the genitalia.
Doctor! Oh my god you have to come see this! This kids has his penis caught in his zipper!
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The situation has gotten out of control, things have gone haywire, shit has hit the fan, etc
The wheels have come off!
what a spnogbob lookin bee says when he breaks into your house
Spongebob bee: we have come for your nectar!
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(HAIKYUU MANGA AND ANIME SPOILERS) you👀should💫have🍿come🚶 ♀️to🥈shiratorizawa😌 Is simply used to annoy all oikawa stans by telling them that you👀should💫have🍿come🚶 ♀️to🥈shiratorizawa😌.
Oikawa Stan: I love oikawa
Non oikawa Stan: you👀should💫have🍿come🚶 ♀️to🥈shiratorizawa😌
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A phrase meaning that some serious ass is going to get whooped, more so than usual, because there's nothing else left to do that can solve the current problem. It also makes for a great entrance to a party.
The phrase originated from the 1988 John Carpenter film "They Live". The main character walks into a bank with a shotgun and says the line, then proceeds to shoot all the aliens-disguised-as-humans in it. And yes, it is as awesome as it sounds.
The phrase was also used in Duke Nukem 3D and a modified version was said in the 1993 film "Dazed And Confused", where a character says "I came here to drink beer and kick ass... and it looks like we're almost out of beer."
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum. Now let's get fucked up!
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