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to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself
Guy 1: How did it go last night?
Guy 2: Not so good, so I had to spank the monkey!
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waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.
"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"
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When a man masterbates or strokes his penis
All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey!
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Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.
I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.
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When you own a giant stuffed monkey and spank him.
Chrys Starr likes to spank the monkey live on Facebook!
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masterbation- male only.
I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.
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