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to sponge

To copy everyone like a little no-pube 4 year old bitch.

Jack Gallop likes to sponge everyone.

by LankyGuy12345 May 13, 2016

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


spong

A word for someone, especially someone playing a sport, that messes up and then blames something, someone else, or a supposed injury.

β€œHe just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.”

It can also be used as an excuse for losing, before or after competing in something.

A: β€œMy wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: β€œDon’t be a fucken spong now!”

Noun: spong
Verb: sponging, sponged

β€œHe just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.”

A: β€œMy wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: β€œDon’t be a fucken spong now!”

by Gerrick1973 August 30, 2013

147πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


The sponge

All right, you invertebrates
I'm gonna teach you how to do the sponge
Well, if you take your leg and you stick it in the air
And then you take the other one and jam it right up there
You twist yourself around and give a great big lunge
Now you're doin' the sponge
Uh, do the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Beat your buns you're doin' the sponge
Well, now, first you take your leg and you stick it in the air
And then you take the other one and you jam it right up there
You twist yourself around and you give a great big lunge
Now you're doin', yeah, now you're doin' the sponge
Alright, now yeah, uh, do the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Beat buns when you're taking the plunge
Ah, take the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Beat your buns you're doin' the sponge
Yeah, I bet your buns, you're doin' the sponge
Ah, yeah, yeah, you're doin' the sponge
Ah, I take the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Yeah, do the sponge, sponge, we'll do the sponge
Well, do the sponge, sponge
Well, do the sponge, yeah, do the sponge
Well, do the sponge, sponge
Do the sponge, yeah
Do the sponge
Yeah, do the sponge
Well, do the sponge, sponge

Person 1: When your legs don’t work like they used to before
Person 2: Yea I did the sponge

by Bugleman March 28, 2019


sponge

a lazy, workshy tosser who would rather let his friends pay for everything than put his hand in his own pocket

yo morto its your round!
gotta go guys, some munter with DSL wants me to give her a hot beef injection

by ivor biggun February 20, 2004

335πŸ‘ 97πŸ‘Ž


Sponge

Somebody who frequently benefits from the generosity of others, but never returns the favor.

"Jerry's been living with me for a week, sleeping on my couch, watching my DVDs, eating my food, borrowing my car, and using my internet all day long instead of looking for a job. And so far he hasn't even offered to pay for gas or cook a meal or anything. What a sponge."

by You Can't Kill the Metal September 5, 2007

176πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


Spong

A bit of spong is something you use to poke down the loose tobacco at the end of a spliff.

Common types of spong are the bit of a clipper lighter that you can take out or matches.

have you got a bit of spong i can use as i'm dropping baccy everywhere

by prince of the lizard people July 19, 2009

70πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Spong

A more complex hardcore alteration of beer pong where cups are not filled with any liquid.
1. Make a shot = opponent take 1 shot

2. Make a shot, but cup falls over = opponent take 1 shot, .5 shot penalty for thrower
3. Knock over cup = .5 shot penalty for thrower

Lets play Spong instead of beer pong bro!

by AnonymousSR March 22, 2015

20πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž