Tov

The guy in your class that will always be the funny one, even when he is not trying he is making everyone laugh.
He is the kind of guy that will randomly start bleeding from the nose, and start grunting. No one knows why he grunts, he just does it. Sometimes he will sleep, but you should take a picture of him, because you will never ever see a Tov sleep again.
He will also never get a girlfriend, but all the girls will think of him as a brother.

YES! I got a Tov in my class.
He is the best roommate ever!! He is such a Tov.

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Tov

means "good" (hebrew language)

"layla tov" means good night.

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Tov

Jamaican slang for the swear word 'cunt'.
Can be also used as another word for 'clit' or 'clitoris'.

Example 1
Man: "Oi love! Show us your tov!"

Example 2
Woman: "My tov is moist"

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mazel tov

congratulations

at a bar/bat mitzvah u wuld say congratulations to the person being bAR/BAT mitzvahed "Mazel tov!"

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Mazal Tov

Said in the song "I Got A Feeling" by the Black Eyed Peas. Means good luck,congragulations,cheers. It is a friendly term.

Black Eyed Peas- Fill up my cup. Mazal Tov.

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ROFL TOV

Rofl tov pronounced (raw-full-tah-v) is a combination of the common acronym ROFL and the hebrew phrase of congratulations Mozel tov. It may be used when confronted with a joke or humorous situation that merits the rolling of a person on the floor whilst laughing vigorously!!! Rofl tov is used to congratulate the teller of said joke or facilitator of said situation for being SOO GOSH DARN FUNNY!!!!

use as directed:
-whilst toasting with an alcoholic beverage
-accompany with a fist pump!!!
-Pronounce ROFL TOV with authority

(we don't half ass this $H13T)

<HANS BROLLO> MAn! when luke found out he kissed his own sister, hey was all like DAAAAMN SON!!!!

<BRODA> A path to the Dark Side, that is. Restraining order in young Skywalker's future, I foresee!

<HANS BROLLO> ROFL TOV!!! BRODA, you soo gosh darn dyslexic..... errrmm i mean funny! right... Funny!

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tov ahi

when someone's giving you bullshit but you just don't care

Duad: "YOU ARE SO FUCKING SHIT KILL YOURSELF"
Me: "tov ahi"