Random
Source Code

Toadstool

A person that should be a subject of derision or mockery. Also, an inedible fungus.

Really, don't even try to make a comeback, you toadstool.

You have never, will never have sex with my mom. Don't be a toadstool.

Be careful about eating toadstools.

by drillvoice August 22, 2005

49๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toadstool

the spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically in the form of a rounded cap on a stalk, especially one that is believed to be inedible or poisonous.

Joseph: "Hey, Nick."
Joseph: "Can I eat toadstool?"
Nick: "No, we can't eat toadstool."
Joseph: "Why?"
Nick: "Mushroom poisoning, also called toadstool poisoning, toxic, sometimes fatal, effect of eating poisonous mushrooms."

by /gamerule keepinventory true December 4, 2020


Toadstool

Something you NEVER see a toad sitting on

Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
Me neither.

by Mystic_Snowfang August 6, 2008

36๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toadstool

The surname of Princess Peach from the Mario series

Dear Mario, please come to the castle, I've baked a cake for you, yours truly, Princess Toadstool, Peach

by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toadstool

A short and fat penis.

Girl 1: I finally slept with that tall guy and he was equipped with a short fat stump.

Girl 2: Ah, another victim of the toadstool.

by barbiesboobs December 16, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toadstool

When you take a crap in a toilet on top of toilet paper so that the crap sits on the paper like a toad... Toadstooling! AKA Lilypadding.

Dude, left the biggest toadstool in the faculty bathroom this morning!

by ScotchRox August 31, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toadstool

The begining part of Cinderellaโ€™s transformation dress

Ohmigod look at Cinderella, she looks like a f****** toadstool

by Sennarella22 January 15, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž