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Half a stick of butter stuffed into a toaster for 6 minutes. The result is delicious :)
Toasted Butter - Directions
1. Take 1/2 a stick of butter
2. Stuff the butter as much as you can into a toaster
3. set timer to 6 minutes
4. after toasted, flip toaster upside-down and pour into a bowl
5. eat your delicious soup of toasted butter!
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Toast. With butter on it.
Has nothing to do with periods or eating menstrual flow on toast.
Popular catch phrase of Ed from the cartoon "Ed, Edd & Eddy".
I had buttered toast and a fat rail of cocaine for breakfast this morning.
I like buttered toast with bit of grape jelly.
Eddy: We need some dough!
Edd: Might I suggest a ingenious scheme?
(5 seconds pause)
Ed: BUTTERED TOAST!
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Toast, which is bread put inside a toaster covered in butter, which is made from milk. Nothing else.
"Hey you want some buttered toast?" asked Jimmy.
"Oh sure Tom!" replied Jimmy
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To butter one's toast is to jack off and/or give a handjob
The male specimen took out his toaster. He began to butter his toast and prep it for the toaster. Said toaster was broken due to technical difficulties, so the being had to press the switch up and down til the toast became nice and crispy and the butter exploded from the device. (buttered toast)
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Masturbating next to a tanning bed with a girl in it. When she opens the lid unaware, immediately blow your load all over her.
Lisa spends so much time at the tanning salon, we should find out when she goes so we can make some buttered toast.
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To make someone "Buttered Toast" is to buast a fat nut on a tan latino girl.
Brian: Yo Tom, i just made Selena into Buttered Toast Last night!
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When you are having sex and you beat her ass cheeks until they turn red and then get burnt to a crisp, then you start to cum on her cheeks and rub it around with your hands, finally licking it all up and gobbling it down
Friend: it was crazy last night
You: I know, I ate some buttered toast !!!
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