toasty toastie

What deranged people call a jaffle, toasted sandwich or singular toasty/toastie.

Person A: This toastie is delicious.
Person B: Your What?
Person A: My toasted sandwich...
Person B: Don't you mean a toasty toastie?
Person A: It's called a toastie.

Person B: Do you know what a toasty toastie is?
Person A: You're deranged.

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toastie

A toasted sandwich made in a special machine, usually containing cheese combined with some other foodstuff, or commonly cheese on its own.

'I'm having a banana toastie'
'You're nuts'

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toastie

the very foundation of simps and webs, being toastie is to be a level of simp and web so high that mere mortals could never understand, to be a toastie is the pinnacle of simpetry and webbetry.

Toastie: "man I really love ganyu and jasmine, my love for them is just too strong"
Bystander: "stop being a toastie"

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toasty

The ear-piercing warble of Dan Forden from Mortal Kombat, haunting your nightmares, as once again, your friend beats you senseless and shouts along with aforesaid Forden, so you get a deathly harmony of "Toasty!" whilst you silently cry onto your SNES controller. nobody knows why he says "toasty", but it has haunted a generation.

*Whoopish*
Dan Forden:"Toasty!"
You:"no, why? oh the horror! wah! wah!"

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Toasty

When someone is low-key chill, cool without trying too hard

"Woa that was so cool. You toasty bruh"

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toasty

a term used to describe one's intoxication level when it has reached such a level that would necessitate verbalizing it.
In between buzzed and drunk.

"Hmm, this jungle juice is getting me a little toasty."

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Toasty

Being intoxicated somewhere in between tipsy and drunk i.e the perfect level of drunk

" I'm not drunk amigo, soy toasty! Hence having an awesome time." Said the Mexican maid to the Venezuelan guy

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