Todd Bridges

To ejaculate outside the act of actual sexual congress due to sheer excitement and enchantment.

Origin: Todd Bridges was on Oprah and said tha the first time he tried crystal meth, he ejaculated.

I got so excited when I bought my new Escalade that i almost pulled a Todd Bridges, but i had to compose myself.

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Todd Bridges Fit

When you can’t find something worthless of yours so you start blaming everyone around you for stealing it. After your embarrassing raging fit you find it in the exact place you were looking.

“Your brother in law didn’t break into your house to steal your frozen roasted corn. Stop having a Todd Bridges fit!”