A toilet attendant is a guy who gets caught jacking off in the men's room and, as a way to prevent other cadets from doing it, has to spend three hours in the head asking other cadets if they want to be sucked off -- and of course, has to suck a lot of dick.
I got caught beating my meat in an upperclassmen's restroom, and I had to be their toilet attendant!
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