Tokyo Tap Water

an excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement or irrational behavior.

Jake: My gosh Ric what was wrong with you this morning. You yelled at me for eating my Cheerios too loudly and kicked the dog on you way out the door.

Ric : I'm not sure what came over me this morning. Someone must have slipped me some Tokyo Tap Water at the restaurant last night, but I'm cool now.