toledo express

An awesome punch move. Used by Ron Burgundy in Anchorman 2.

Johnny wanted to kick my ass, but he was a pussy, so I showed him the toledo express.

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Toledo Express

A sexual act involving a fetish for eating the unwashed ass of a partner dressed as Corporal Klinger from the 1970's television show "MASH" culminating with the receiver of the ass eating defecating in the mouth of the ass eater. This is known as catching the Mud Hen.

Colonel Potter returned from his service in Korea with a strange new sexual obsession called a Toledo Express.