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A woman who sleeps with or pursues men for things or money. She is a step down from a prostitutes, but almost the same.
Girls who would date an ugly, rich guy with no character before dating a nice guy.
A girl who dates, flirts with, or runs game on unsuspecting men to try to get pocket money, nails done, rent paid, car fixed, hair done, etc.
Note: The guy doesn't have to be ugly or have bad character, but for the woman, money is the deciding factor of her interest; no if(s), and(s), or but(s) about it.
She has been constantly in my face since she heard about my new job. She is borderline "toll-boothing" it tonight. (verb form)
Beware; that cute little shorty is a toll booth. She's definitely a heat seeker.
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A girl that one must go through in order to get with her friend. It is like the mother goose that will cock block unless you get her approval.
Damn, I spent 30 minutes impressing that toll booth so I could hook up with her hot friend.
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When a girl wearing low rider type jeans leans forward and shows a "carpenter's crack" creating the optical vision of a toll booth.
Check out that girl's toll booth, anyone got 35 cents to throw in.
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As you pull up to a toll booth on the highway you start to jerk off. When you stop to pay the person your fare, you climax and bust in their face as you proceed to speed away having not paid the toll instead of handing them the money you owe. P.S. this doesn't work with easy pass.
Guy 1: Hey man you got money for tolls today?
Guy 2: Nah but I got it covered. I am going to Pennsylvania Toll Booth which is free and a great way to save money.
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Drive up to a toll booth, look the attendant in the eye, reach out your twenty dollar bill and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the attendant breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts).
If the attendant cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who loves ya?". The multiplier for a smiling attendant is x5 (ie 30sec x 5 = 150). Operation tool booth chicken is not about agitating tool booth attendants, but about prying open the lid of their cold toll booth coma and pouring some sunshine in.
The next day is round 2. If it's the same attendant, multiply total score by an additional multiplier x2 (ie 30sec x 2 x 2 = 120). Third day, if same attendant, multiplier is x3, etc. as difficulty escalates.
NOTE: If the police show up, you're advised NOT to play driver's license chicken for obvious reasons, but if you must, the danger multiplier is x10. And I salute you.
Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 100 points to total your score.
See also: driver's license chicken, drive-thru chicken
"Hey Eddie, I'm bored let's go play some toll booth chicken! A six pack says you'll never defeat my 172!"
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A.k.a. "balky bowel". Refers to where you remain sitting on da porcelain throne for a long time in an attempt to get "that last bit" to come out, but no dice... you're obliged to "pay a toll of toilet-paper" to progress any further, in that you hafta actually wipe yourself to get said "stubborn blob" to make its messy exit. But then, of course (and ONLY then --- again, you can have worked your sphincter muscles all you please, but the remaining poop still won't budge) you will discover that there are still some of Ollie North's "residuals" up inside your anus, and so you will hafta use even more of your precious costly Scott 1000-sheet roll to wipe repeatedly till you finally get it all out.
My butt-hole is unfortunately a chronic TP toll-booth, and so to save money, I use old recycled phone-books and other thin newspaper-type material to do my initial wiping after I go No. 2, and then only use toilet-paper to "finish up with".
The frenzied scramble for change at a toll booth when one realizes that there is no money in the vehicle console. Usually involves digging with one's hands around the seat in hopes that some change will be discovered.
Idk man, must be having some toll booth epilepsy
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