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Another word for Satan. And imma tell you why he is clearly Satan. This dude was down in the Super Bowl 28-3 in the 3rd quarter. YOU CANT COME BACK AGAINST THE BROWNS 28-3 IN THE 3RD QUARTER! Also he did this with all white receivers! If you're playing a pick up flag football game, there is no way in hell you are winning with an all white receiving line. Tom Brady found a way to do that so there is your proof that he is Satan.
I hate to say it but Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T
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(verb) the act of a man sitting to pee
I woke up in the middle of the night and had to pee, but I had to Tom Brady because I was too drunk to stand up.
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A man who kisses his son on the lips, and was alive during the cretaceous period
He shoved his penis into his son so hard he got him pregnant, so he pulled a Tom Brady
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New England Patriots quarterback. Disliked by most men outside of New England not only because he usually spanks their respective teams but also because most of their girlfriends think of Tom Brady during intercourse.
"My girlfriend had three orgasms with me last night,thanks Tom Brady!"
"did you see the colts last night? They looked like a high school ladies football team!Thanks Tom Brady"
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A person that wins frequently but upon losing turns into a complete introverted crybaby.
After Tyler lost that race yesterday, he stormed off the track and didn't talk to anyone for the rest of the day. He was acting like a total Tom Brady.
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The root cause of Tuberculosis.
I think I got Tom Brady from my last trip to Indonesia.
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Gay- Noun
1. tom brady.
"Matt and I fight like teenage girls," said Tom Brady, speaking of backup QB Matt Cassel. "We are always slapping each other around and wrestling and slap boxing and messing around with each other in the weight room. And so I decided to take that to the next level. And we were messing around in the quarterback room one day and he walked in with a milkshake, and I kind of put my foot by the door, and I kicked the door and the milkshake splashed up and went all over him. So he sat down, and I was laughing. So I said give me the towel, because I wanted to clean up the wall. So I threw the towel at his face, and it had shake all over it. He had a little shake in his mouth and he spit it all over me."
So every team playing them including oakland watch out cause he wants you to touch his sack in the pocket
Tom Brady is so HOMO!
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