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Tom Jerry, a large stocky, coloured man who can bench press 200kg. He's a huge hit with the ladies due to his enormous penis and girls become enticed by the sight of his thick veiny meat. The first of the Jerry generation.
"Why can't you be more like Tom Jerry?"
"I wish I was Tom jerry"
"woaah check out that guys Tom Jerry!"
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LITERALLY THE MOST FUCKING GREATEST FUCKING TV SHOW EVER FUCKERS. I FUCKING LOVE DAMN TOM AND JERRY MOFO'S! 2+2 = 4 THAT FUCKING GODDAMN QUICK MATHS BITCH THIS IS A FUCKING GREAT SHOW warner bros ! YOU IS AWESOME. #1940
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TOM AND FUCKING JERRY IS AWESOME BITCH! - "Defined as tom and jerry is awesome"
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tom and jerry is a north american cartoon. the cartoon follows the antics of a cat named Tom (in the pilot 1939 "puss gets the boot" he was named Jasper)and jerry (unamed in pilot). The plot of tom and jerry is simple tom tries to catch jerry though the irony is tom causes more destruction than jerry would if left alone. the shorts have won 7 academy awards. The shorts have been censored recently due to the use of "black faces" the shots have been edited out poorly. despite this tom and jerry is still a great cartoon that kids and adults would watch.
person 1 "nah,face it. nothing is as good as anime"
person 2 "what about tom and jerry"
person 1 "oh,yeah, did you see the one where tom....
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An awsome programe that rocks. About some cat named Tom and some anoying mouse called Jerry. The cat always tries to eat the mouse but the mouse always gets away.
Tom runs after mouse into garden. Mouse hides behide dog. Dog eats cat.thats an example of Tom and Jerry
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A cartoon of a cat named Tom and a Mouse named Jerry that go out of their way fuck with one another. A show usely aired on cartoon network and is enjoyable to watch while smoking reefer. Jerry is always making tom look like his bitch.
*You and Friend watching Tom and Jerry
Friend: You see Jerry just drop one kilo on Toms head?
You: Yeah Jerry's that nigga
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Left and right feet, as in walking
Person 1: Can I get a ride to the club?
Person 2: Nah man, I ain't got gas.
Person 2: Well, I guess it's Tom and Jerry time.
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A Tom and Jerry is a traditional Christmas time cocktail in the United States, devised by British journalist Pierce Egan in the 1820s. It is a variant of eggnog with brandy and rum added and served hot, usually in a mug or a bowl.
"I'll have 2 pints of lager and a Tom and Jerry, thanks Guv'ner'
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