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Is ones ability to ram their rod(deep throat, go balls deep) down their partners oral orafice while simultaneously placing their pubes on the upper lip of the receiver. This invasive procedure produces a beautiful mustache not unlike the most glorious one of all time held by the legendary Tom Selleck.
Just before I banged your mom I gave her the Tom Selleck and took a picture!
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Laying a juicy turd across someone's upper lip. A Tom Selleck can be given manually or if one is particularly accomplished, lay a Tom Selleck without the use of one's hands.
"When Jeff passed out, I squatted over his face and gave him a mean Tom Selleck." or "That guy gives one hell of a Tom Sellek."
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A verb used to describe the comedic/defamatory drawing of a thick black moustache on the image of a clean shaven person.
Follows in the same tradition as Marcel Duchamp's L.H.O.O.Q.
'Some people call me a salesman. I call myself a "salesfront". So obviously I need strangers to trust me so I don't take kindly to it when someone Tom Sellecks my bus bench.'
- Modern Family Season 1 Episode 14 "Moon Landing"
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1) An actor famous for playing the TV character magnum P.I.
2) A sexual act named after said start. Specificially, to slap someone in the face with a semiflacid penis.
After she was done sucking my wang, I gave her a Tom Selleck right across the face..
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An mid 50's to 60's, mans hairy penis.
Man my sergeant's got his Tom Selleck out again.
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#1 Definition: The man/actor Tom Selleck.
#2 Definition: To conquer or defeat someone or cause injury to them or to their pride. (interchangeable with "wicked burn!")
#3 Definition: If a person is keeping it real or is Cool.
"I Tom Selleck'd my friend in the face"
"Oh snap, You just got Tom Selleck'd!!!"
"If only I was more Selleck about it, i would have had all three of them that night- at the same time"
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The act of shaving a mustache shape into your pubic hair. Not to be confused with a "Südlicher Adolf Hitler", or "Southern Adolf Hitler", which is the act of shaving all of your pubic hair, except of a small patch in the middle.
I needed to trim my junk up, so i got creative and gave myself a Southern Tom Selleck
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