Tom and Lydia

A pseudonym for when a couple are totally messed up, particularly when the female is a psycho, bunny boiling, condom piercing, friend banning. Chances are she will kill him and leave him in a shallow grave in the woods.

See also pussy whipped!

What's up with Jeff?
Ah he's in a new relationship, and it's all a bit tom and Lydia!
Poor lad