Tom from the Sac

Self-proclaimed mayor of the culdesac where he resides. Has his finger on the pulse of what his neighbors are up to. Nobody’s grass is greener, driveway cleaner or has a more polished vehicle. Takes lots of naps. Has many odd quips that occasionally makes sense. Identifies as a 9 year old and claims to be woke.

Takes his pants off when he senses danger.

Pisses up to 2 pounds of excellence at a time.

If you know him, you’re lucky.

Who’s that sexy, hairy man?

Oh, that’s just Tom from the Sac. He’s a big deal, just ask him.