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Tom Scott

A person who looks 20, 30, 40, 50 and 60 year old at the same time.

Girl : Babe, how old do you think I look in this dress?

Guy : You look the same age as Tom Scott.

Girl : ...

by mottocs September 13, 2021


Tom Scott

A English guy who will tell you how some random tree won a Guinness world record or stopped a war from taking place or how it has to do with computers.

me: sit on bench

Tom Scott : This bench is 160 years old and was used for cover by union solders. It also withstood ten bombs in WW2 and it has to do with computers because...(nerdy stuff)

by Junkyard Jarvis May 1, 2021

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Tom Scott

Tom Scott is an educational British youtuber, who talks about places and computers.

Person 1: "I watch Tom Scott."
Person 2: "Nerd."

by Brick Diggity October 13, 2022


Tom Scott

N. A guy who is conventionally physically attractive but with the personality of your average basement nerd.
V. Being completely oblivious to romantic advances.

Noun:
Person 1: OMG that guy is such a Tom Scott, right?
Person 2: Yeah, good looking until he opened his mouth...

Verb:
Person 1: Dude, you just Tom Scotted, she was hella into you!

by HydraulicWalrus December 12, 2019

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Tom Scott

Inventor of the "Stanger" ; Sitting on your hand until it is numb, then proceed to rub one out. Also known as the Candy Man in Western Pennsylvania and former Vice President of NAMBLA.

Is that guy pulling a Tom Scott in that van full of Boy Scouts?

by Larry Flint August 30, 2013

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tom scott

that guy who talked about british water bottles for 10 minutes

person 1 : hey have you seen that new tom scott video?

person 2 : nah im too small brain to understand anything he says

by one yeety boi August 30, 2020

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to Tom Scott

verb;

to choke on vapour from a vape or e-cigarette.

I completely Tom Scotted a few minutes ago because of that funny bird video.

Oh, that's what to Tom Scott means.

by tom scott definer dude September 5, 2023