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The sexual act of bending over, pulling your testicles between your legs, and having your partner lick both your anus and swollen red testicles; which now resemble tomatoes.
Cole: So how was your date with Valerie last night?
Stephen: The whore took me back to her place and made me a tomato salad. So all in all, worth it.
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When a guy has a hemroid and takes a shit, he wipes too hard which busts it and the woman cleans the shit mixed with blood by licking it up
After my wife gave me a blumpkin, she was still hungry for a tomatoe salad.
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The act of a Male stuffing his testicles into ones asshole.
Wyatt: How was your date last night
Robbie: Let's just say I tomatoed a salad last night