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The only man in history to publicly open a can of whoop ass on his child (so to speak) via facebook.
This was performed by shooting up his daughters laptop
dude1: My dad just massacred my laptop with his .45
dude2: Your dad Tommy Jordan?
dude1: yeah...
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A monster among men.
A beast among creatures.
I am scared of him.
Notorious: Dude, why is that guy so good at sports? And he wears JEANS while doing so.
Bigfoot: Because, he’s Tommy “The Tank” Jordan.
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