tommy tank

a polite and cockney rhyming slang for wank

Im goin for a tommy tank

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tommy tank

cockney rhyming slang for Wank

oh i just had a tommy tank

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tommy tank

to masterbate or play with ones slef

boy 1 : can you come out
Boy 2 : no im having a tommy tank

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Tommy Tank

A tommy tank is rhyming slang for a wank, masturbation, pleasuring oneself, five knuckle shuffle, a date with palmella handerson, bashing the bishop, knocking one out, tossing oneself off, choking the chicken, firing off the purple headed cream canon, wrestling the beast, pulling the python, constricting the boa

Can also be referred to as tugging the thomas

Mate that bird is so fit I need to go for a quick tommy tank

Where's Jason gone? Having a tommy tank in the toilets as usual

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tommy tanking it

jacking off ur pork sword

last night i was tommy tanking it

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Tommy “The Tank” Jordan

A monster among men.
A beast among creatures.
I am scared of him.

Notorious: Dude, why is that guy so good at sports? And he wears JEANS while doing so.

Bigfoot: Because, he’s Tommy “The Tank” Jordan.

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