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Tonk-Tonks

Any person whose appearance or disposition suggests they may be less evolved than the average modern human. The common tonk-tonk will often be found in a multicolor japanese car with tilted rear wheels (due to improperly lowering its body without adjusting the suspension) blasting either reggaeton or doofdoof music (or any other primitive- or tribal-sounding monotonous soundtrack with simple and repetitious beats.) Many tonk-tonks wear loose-fitting clothing, seemingly because such garments remind them of the animalhide wrappings their grandparents crafted in the jungles and pastoral hills of the remote islands from which most tonk-tonks originate. Most tonk-tonks tend to have success in the bartering of goods (usually drugs) as their mental resources are geared toward the nomadic hunter-gatherer mentality. They also usually have some type of legal trouble following them, as their simple brains cannot grasp the concept of laws or rules. When one encounters the common tonk-tonk in its natural habitat (the club, fastfood restaurants, sportsbars) it is wise not to use complicated verbiage or gestures, as tonk-tonks are frightened of things they cannot understand and may initiate primal defense instincts, resulting in frantic utterances in their monkey-language and sometimes bitemarks. They can be restrained by employing well-aimed severe kicks to the face, especially once the tonk-tonk has fallen to the ground.

E.M.F. likes to yell at the Tonk-Tonks in his gwala gwala dialect because they think he can talk to their deceased ancestors who learned the secrets of sneaking past the border patrol and avoiding capture by the I.N.S.

by spanky mackockleberrie October 4, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tonke

a lovely girl with an amazing personality. smaller in size, with great music taste. also, incredibly sexy. and an amazing friend.

we love Tonke.

by klaprose October 8, 2019


tonked

To be soundly beaten, especially in sports.

Man City got tonked by Chelsea last night! 4-0? Ouch!

by ColinZeal August 7, 2006

65๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tonk

A vape, but you pay ยฃ45k a year for the rights to use the word

Tarquinius, Lemme get some tonk before I go to Latin.

by Fiddynic December 7, 2021

72๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


tonking

(taun'kin)
n.

1. to beat an opponent clinically

Everton FC gave Sunderland a facking tonking this weekend.

by Lank Boy November 26, 2007

25๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tonk

British slang word for muscular or 'strong-looking'
it has been used to describe girls as hot as well nowadays. It acts as a double for the word 'fit' :)

Girl: Oh he's so tonk, did you see him at football with his shirt off.

by dinaaaaah August 16, 2010

100๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


tonk

An illegal alien.

Stands for True Origion Not Known.

There are tonks all over Santa Ana.

by Gustavo De La Vina May 17, 2008

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