Too Tall Jones Syndrome

When a hypochondriac delusional tall person has a preconceived notion that he or she will die earlier just because of their tall stature.

Danny: Happy Birthday Bob! Why are you so blue?
Bob: Because dude I don't have much more time to live. I have Too Tall Jones Syndrome.
Danny: Wow man sorry to hear that? I thought you was healthy and shit?
Bob: I did a lot of research.. When do you ever see a tall old cat walking around?
Danny: Oh snap! You got a point there.

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