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"Mum, why dont we have any toothpaste in the fridge?"
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A caviteys worst nightmare.
You cant imitate yourself. You already are.
-Mr.Blockhead
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A man's cum that is in his partner's mouth.
I hope she likes the toothpaste tonight, if not I hope to have a cherry sundae.
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Squeezing a penis to coax out residual semen after an ejaculation.
Bitch wipe my nuts clean and don't forget to toothpaste.
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when your bra is too small and your nipple slips out a little almost like when toothpaste is being squirted out of the tube
ashley you have toothpaste
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a substance people put on their pimples to help the pimple process
- We have no more toothpaste :o ... what am I going to do? I have a huge pimple on my head and I am going out tonight
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Toothpaste is a game when two or more people go into separate rooms and masturbate. Who ever cums first shouts "toothpaste" and wins the game.
You can also text your friends to let them know that wherever they are, whatever they are doing. You were winning at toothpaste.
"John just sent me a text."
"What does it say?"
"Toothpaste."
"Gross."
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