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THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY
MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND
SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY,
INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES
BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS
DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH less.

It's a toothbrush, you hory kid

by FadieZ December 17, 2004

5826๐Ÿ‘ 891๐Ÿ‘Ž


toothbrush

a stick (usually plastic) with bristles that you use to clean your teeth with.

"Stop cleaning the toilet with my toothbrush!", said Mr. Bean.

by mAndy November 22, 2003

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toothbrush

Some like it hard some like it soft some like it up and down over side to side but either way it ends up going in and out

we tried the new toothbrush last night

by Tibbs December 7, 2004

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toothbrush

invented in Hillman, Michigan.... if it were anywhere else it would be the teethbrush

hey i lost all my teeth except for one... can i use your toothbrush

by JmfT19 October 7, 2009

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toothbrush

a new masturbation device invented by jenni haynes (best when battery powered)

sticky bristles

by Nick Hogue February 17, 2004

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toothbrush

v. To leave a toothbrush in the bathroom of the person you are dating, usually without their consent, in order to take the relationship to the next level.

Dude #1: "Dude, I got toothbrushed last night!"
Dude #2: "What, how long have you been seeing her!?"
Dude #3: "Only three months!!"

Girl #1: "Can you believe this guy tried to toothbrush me after just one week?"
Girl #2: "What a desperate loser."

by Thomas Malenke August 17, 2011

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toothbrush

A toothbrush is the thing my friend, Bobert, uses to masturbate with. Especially vibrating toothbrushes.

"omg, I was watching porn and bouncing on my toothbrush at the same time! *bounces*" - Bobert

by Nixie July 16, 2004

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