This is what you call someone:
1: When their mouth looks like a vagina.
2: When their vagina is minty fresh.
3: When their vagina is infected and releases a toothpaste like discharge.
4: When their vagina has teeth.
It is mostly used by insane women who hang out around 7/11s and scream at icecream as it sits in the freezer.
Melissa is a toothpaste cunt!