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Top Cheddar

In hockey when a player shoots and scores a goal with the puck hitting the roof of the net.

"You see swartzy go top cheddar on that brutal tender"

by Denni B September 23, 2008

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Top Cheddar

in hockey: when you make the golie look like a total whore by sniping his ass over the shouldar short side high. this also causes the WHOLE crowd to get a raging boner (women grow penises just for this, then shed them and feed them to small children after telling them itds a hot dogg) and you celly the piss out of your whole team by riding the stick while flying.

I sniped luke top cheddar bro.

Oh shit really?
yeah. hes now a nurf herder.

by jackandmark April 29, 2011

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half-clapper top cheddar

colby armstrong said it best on OTR, a hockey term meaning a quick slapshot where the stick is lifted half way, almost like a snap shot, with a quick release which sends the puck in the top section of the net over either of the goaltenders shoulders or glove and blocker

Theres Kesler with a half-clapper top cheddar snipe, Canucks lead 1-0

by Luongos'2ndcoming May 3, 2011

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top shelf cheddar

The most rare form of cheddar in the world. Cheddar only forged in highest and most remote parts of the Appalachian Mountains. The cheddar must be cured for up to 10 years at a minimum and can only be harvested and extracted for its rich flavors when a player in the NHL scores a goal Upper 90/Top Shelf/Upper Benjamin's.

I want the good stuff, that top shelf cheddar, none of this shit for concentrate.

by A. Ovechkin September 2, 2015