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The proposed title to the sequel of the movie "Top Gun", referencing the homosexual overtones of the original.
Have you seen Top Gun 2: Power Bottom? It's even fruitier than the original, and the original was super gay.
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You know it DOESN'T suck if it involves me, right? I haven't seen it but if am am involved in any way it's automatically good.
Hym "We're not in Top gun 2 are we?"
Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"
Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."
Iam "What? Why?"
Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"
Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."
Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"
Iam "Ew."
Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*
Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."
Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"
Iam *sigh* "Alright..."