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Top Kill

A blowjob. When a girl's mouth is used to contain the gush of cum from your penis. Similar procedure to that used in the BP DeepThroat Horizon Oil spill.

You: How about a Top Kill?

Girl: Sure, baby! Anything to help save the environment! I love penguins!

by BP_CEO June 7, 2010


Top Kill

An impotent solution to an out of hand problem.

Switching the meeting time from Thursday to Tuesday is a top kill; it will do little to improve the meetingsโ€™ effectiveness.

by NHTeach June 3, 2010


Top Kill

The term used when you've taken a crap and it clogs the toilet completely. Thus allowing now water down until the blockage is removed.

I had too much cheese pizza yesterday. I top killed the hallway bathroom. We better call a plumber.

by mark1965 August 13, 2010


Top Kill

A politically expedient, but highly ineffective, response to a major crisis or disaster.

A top kill, Obamaโ€™s Earth Day speech boiled down to a photo op with a fighter jet and a call to drill for more offshore oil.

by NHTeach June 3, 2010

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Top kill

An oil drilling term used to describe pumping mud or cement into a well to stop the flow of oil, it can also be used to describe the same situation in a toilet.

Dude: "After eating three Double Downs last night, I plugged the shitter and needed a plunger."

Bro: "Wow, you must've really top killed that motherfucker."

by tchotchkebg May 26, 2010

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top kill

A method used by oil drillers to stop an oil well from leaking. Used in the 1979 Ixtoc oil spill and considered a failure.

Gee, it'd be great if we could use the top kill method to stop the 2010 Deepwater Horizon spill, but we already know it doesn't work.

by Cocomaan May 28, 2010

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top kill

procedure used as a means of sealing an oil well that is experiencing an uncontrolled eruption of crude oil or natural gas. The process involves pumping heavyweight drilling mud into the manifolds connected to the top of the well. This procedure stops the flow of oil and gas from the well and is a prelude to sealing the well completely (usually with cement).

BP engineers had injected a "junk shot" of heavier blocking materials as part of the "top kill" procedure being attempted.

by the real word warrior May 28, 2010

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